do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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