I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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