Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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