I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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