I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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