Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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