Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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