Pussy?
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Wat do u mean how?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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