You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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