Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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