i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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