Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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