So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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