We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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