well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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