we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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