I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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