brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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