Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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