i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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