Cold hands, warm shart.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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