i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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should my penis look like a turkey
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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