so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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