chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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