That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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