My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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