The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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