$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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