Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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