that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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