Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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