Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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