there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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