yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she woke up with a sticky ear
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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