But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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