He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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