If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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I just blew my weed a kiss
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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