Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Actions speak louder than pants.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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