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Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian

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(773): Help. Asians are flirting in front of me<div>(773): They speak asian</div> http://tfl.nu/664g

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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.

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(361): I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness. http://tfl.nu/49ei

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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.

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(614): She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up. http://tfl.nu/g4hi

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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."

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(407): We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression." http://tfl.nu/hom0

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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.

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(403): Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it. http://tfl.nu/0g8l

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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.

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(312): just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes. http://tfl.nu/gk7e

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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night

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(609): id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night http://tfl.nu/kxc6

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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."

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(404): He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on." http://tfl.nu/t6j5

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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.

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(917): He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay. http://tfl.nu/36pt

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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila

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(816): Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila http://tfl.nu/brdu

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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.

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(317): He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. http://tfl.nu/b8h5

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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing

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(617): Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing http://tfl.nu/5l2y

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Tiny.

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I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.

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(402): Tiny. (402): I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed. http://tfl.nu/6vga

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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?

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(303): WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING? http://tfl.nu/q4gt

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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?

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(208): Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going? http://tfl.nu/zcy2

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