"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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