I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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