Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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