There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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