nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
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is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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