he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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