So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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