I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I want a musical about memes.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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