oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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