He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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