I just threw up on my dentist
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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